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Robbie O'Brien
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I heard a couple of good ones lately that I thought I would pass on to lighten up everyone's Friday as you gear up to build this weekend.

What do you call a guitar maker who steals? A LOOTER

Whats' the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has strings and a fiddle has STRANGS

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I oreded a custom bumper sicker from a local printer back at christmas What I ordered read "Have you kissed a luthier today?". Keeping in mind that was vey shortly after i cut off part of my finger and I was still in a bandage when I wrote out the order. The proof sticker I got back said "Have you kicked an utter today?"MichaelP38471.6900578704
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What is music to a luthiers ears?????

The sound of an acordian striking a banjo as it enters the dumpster!!
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What's "Perfect pitch"?

Toss bagpipes into the dumpster and they land on the accordian.
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But without the accordian we would never again hear 'Lady of Spain'
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